Epic Beard Man Says He Did The Muhammed Ali Shuffle On Coolio

Posted: Over the last day or so.

EBM Quote: “Don’t Fuck With Senior Citizens!” 4:30 mark.

Premise of Video: Epic Beard Man is interviewed by a local television station or someone with a HD camera. In the interview he talks about the fight with Coolio and how the black dude was a murderer and will be going back to jail over the incident.

Climax of Video: EBM says he did the Ali shuffle on Coolio and drops some great language that makes us proud. Then he tells us about the shank he was carrying for protection. Dude also breaks down when he talks about his mama dying. It’s all pretty touching.

Conclusion: Voice-over work? We see possibilities. New American Idol judge?

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