Daily Dump: Orangutans Say Take Saints & Points, Tiger Back On The Prowl, Tiger To Pitch Ocho’s Condoms?, Kardashian’s Giant Ass In Miami, Situation/Manning Super Bowl Commercial, Grab Ass Gallery, Hand Bra Gallery And Yvonne Strahovski’s Lingerie

Your 2010 SI Swimsuit issue cover model? Daniella is Brazilian. That’s enough for us.

Well, that should do it. We’re Super Bowl linked out after two weeks of this shit. Now it’s time to hunker down for the first Winter Blast® of the 2010s.

Look, Washington D.C., you better get your asses to the beer store today because the supplies will go fast as men realize locating 12-packs on Sunday will be nearly impossible.

BC has a fun weekend of poker, football gambling and large quantities of booze on the menu. Stay safe.



Today’s Dump:

…we get started with Salt Lake City Zoo orangutans picking the SB winner [Deseret News]

Well, he’s out of rehab and ready to bone! Tiger back on the prowl [Radar]

Ochocinco wants Tiger to be pitchman for his new condoms [YouBeenBlinded]

The Playboy Super Bowl party used to be fun, now it looks extremely boring [YardBarker]

Kardashian’s giant ass out and about in Miami – no armored car in sight [The Grumpiest]

Flow chart to determine what to do on Super Bowl Sunday [Holy Taco]

DeSean Jackson looking like a lab rat in race vs. Will Brinson at SB [700 Level]

In case you haven’t seen this themed post this week – Hottest SB fans! [Gunaxin]

How many cow hides does it take to make one football? [Last Angry Fan]

Did you know there was a Manning Margarita that is made with alcohol?!? [The Bachelor Guy]

Did you know The Situation and Peyton Manning are in a SB ad? [Shutdown Corner]

Interesting: Plus-size swingers taking over Jamaica [Asylum]

Today’s Tail:

Nancy O’Dell gives Super Bowl dorks something to look at via Dan Patrick Show [Don Chavez]

Girls playing grab ass. A Gallery. [Uncoached]

Ladies licking lollipops. A Gallery. [Coed]

Hand bras. A Gallery. [Maxim]

Hands down the hottest chick you’ll see all day – Veronica Varekova [CelebSlam]

Yvonne Strahovski’s lingerie scene in Chuck is what TV needs these days [Popoholic]

Evangeline Lilly in this dress amongst her geeky Lost fans [HQ-Celebrity]

The Cameron Diaz bikini photos that’ll get you through the day [UseMyComputer]

Geek Sexiness: 20 Celebrity Women As Supergirl [Manofest]

Kelly Brook’s cleavage looking all classy [The Beer Goggler]

Claudia is 23, competed in Miss Belgium contest and has an awesome ass [MenTag]

…and finally, it seems all had fun during Tata Thursday [Funtasticus]