Update: Mike Leach will be taking his pirate toys and ship home. He’s fired.
Holy shit! The CIA has to see this new form of football torture that pirate Mike Leach has concocted.
The crazy coach discovered that sending a player into a one-car garage barn with an ice maker. Once the terrorists see this insanity they’ll shit their pants when an image of Leach or a Texas Tech flag is floated in front of their eyes.