Daily Dump: Reggie Bush Body Paint, OJ Simpson As Terminator, Lions Sellout Thanksgiving, Jared Allen Engaged, Antonio Cromartie Assault-y, Great Bum Signs, Sarka Kata Hand-Bra Action And Kelly Brook Lets ‘Em Breath


Nina Senicar has a 2010 calendar that’ll look awesome in your cubicle.

Of course Urban Meyer isn’t going to Notre Dame.

Why would he? Yes, it’s his dream job but it’s a complete mess. The talent pool is horrible and Meyer can snap his fingers and have a wide receiver with 4.3 speed. All of us have dream scenarios. Working for a great company by the beach is one of them for us. In this case we’re not accepting a great job at a great company when it’s located in the middle of Northern Indiana and has horrible winters.

It’ll be tough for Urban but he’ll find another stud QB to run his offense and life will be decent after Tebow. (Did you see Meyer about to lose it at yesterday’s press conference? Hilarious.)



Today’s Dump:

…we get started this morning with the Victoria’s Secret Model Search – Vote for Jaime! [Coed]

How about some Reggie Bush body paint on this chick to get the day moving along? [Unathletic Mag]

Funniest shit I’ve read all day – OJ Simpson was supposed to be original Terminator [FanHouse]

YES! Lions sellout Thanksgiving game, allow poor Detroiters to see them suck in own living room [ProFootballTalk]

Jared Allen puts a ring on the finger of the POA he’s been parading around [NFL Juice]

Antonio Cromartie. Assault. With deadly weapon. [TMZ]

A little late on blogger’s part but we’ll forgive him – weekend college football screen caps [TV Tan Line]

The Washington Wizards dancers released a calendar, got into bikinis [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

Out of work and looking to bum? Here are some Great Bum Sign Ideas [Big Smudge]

20 All-Time Funniest ‘Priceless’ Photos (that have been uploaded to the Internet) [Manofest]

A giant tribute to Ken Ober and the awesome show Remote Control [Gunaxin]

Today’s Tail:

For some strange reason we’ve been on a Marisa Miller bender lately [Don Chavez]

Sarka Kata giving us some awesome hand-bra action [DoubleViking]

Kelly Brook lets ’em breath for her 30th birthday [Popoholic]

Jennifer Hawkins still in that damn airport!@! [HQ-Celebrity]

Awesome! Pam Anderson sits her kids down to explain the Tommy Lee Tape [CelebSlam]

Dafne is Spanish, has an awesome tan and most likely would only last 5 minutes with us [Guyism]

So this is what a chick from Belarus and 22 looks like these days [DJ Mick]

Best Asses On The Internet. A Gallery. [Caveman Circus]

Miss California 2010 sitting by a pool [The Beer Goggler]

We keep thinking burying our faces in Tiffany’s cleavage would be fun over the 4-day weekend [Spewf]

Things that didn’t happen to Kevin The Intern over the weekend [Funtasticus]

…and finally, how to get away with bank robbery – eat the hold up note [YepYep]