(Photos) Sammy Sosa's Face Celebrates Birthday, Still Very White

f6ef8fc0Well, the Sammy Sosa PR machine continues it’s November parade across the country. The latest stop was Miami where he was sucking face with his wife at his birthday party.

We predict one more treatment and he’ll be a shade away from being Maggie Gyllenhaal.

There is also some Gayle King news snuck into this Sosa update. She’s not a lesbian. Oprah said so.

[The YBF]

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