Alanna swears those are real, but we’re calling bullshit on that claim.
We’ll be away from the computer all day so whatever gets posted was pre-scheduled. So when you see a story posted later today about a Jaguars teen cheerleader, it won’t come as a shock.
When you see JT Bowtie later this morning, you’ll know it’s coming.
Meanwhile, continue debating how the hell Steve Phillips dick didn’t tell him to stop before banging Brooke Hundley.
…we get started with Jeff Fisher rocking a Colts jersey – yeah, he wants to be fired [Tennessean]
More shirts that Jeff Fisher has been rocking [Tirico Suave]
Screw it, enough Jeff – G4’s Battle Of Hot Chicks – Eva vs. Olivia [Coed]
Arizona State guard Derek Glasser pimps out his bulldog [The Sports Culture]
Katy Perry is a Dodgers fan, short shorts wearer [Don Chavez]
Refs responsible for horseshit calls in UF-Ark. game get reassigned [Buster Sports]
7 NFL Purchases That Might Get You Into Divorce Court [Unathletic Mag]
Soccer geeks get panties in a bunch over Ochocinco playing soccer in Italy [Big League Screw]
10 Stupid Things Girls Like [Asylum]
25 Sexy Witches. A Gallery. [Holy Taco]
Don’t even look at this chick because you’ll never bone her anyway [Uncoached]
Paris Hilton’s Halloween Costumes Through History [Celebrity Odor]
Steve Phillips could have picked a woman of Sofia’s caliber [CelebSlam]
Tricia Helfer does Maxim, somehow ends up in shoot with Grace Park [UseMyComputer]
Kelly Brook Sweater Puppies [The Beer Goggler]
…and finally, the biggest implants you’ll see all day on BC [The Danza Tap]