From The Desk Of Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor:
I went 0-5-1 this weekend. I just … I don’t know. Feel terrible about the Ohio State loss to Purdue. I’m now 0-4 when picking Ohio State games.
I’m a pathetic 17-24-1 on the season. I owe the readers something. I choose to bring you Ohio State sophomore and go go dancer Kaecee.
You know, I bring you this sophomore to even things out for another Ohio State sophomore, Terrelle “Richard” Pryor. But to be fair, at least Richard Pryor caught fire once in his career.
Please accept my apology. Talk to you Friday.
Arthur P. McGregor