Pick Six: Stare At Sydney’s Giant Implant Works Of Art & Take Wisconsin, Points

Soon to be the wife/baby mama to some NFL strong safety.

You have no idea how many “Check Out My Gambling Picks” emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks he’s the next Jimmy “The Greek” and blasts us with ‘can’t misses.’

While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor’s new series – Pick Six.

Unusual twist this week. I’m picking all college games. … And my nose. It’s that time of the season. If you’re in the midwest (what up, Nelly?!), you’ve probably got some sore throat/snot boogie things going on.

Drink some OJ and get ready for tonight/tomorrow/Sunday Funday.

I bring you Sydney, the 22-year-old boob model, on this rainy Friday. (Different Sydney than last week, but I mean, I don’t know that you care.)

She’s a different looking broad. I like her look. I don’t understand it, but I like it. Just like G rated movies.


Purdue vs. MINNESOTA over 51.5 (noon, ESPN2)
Have you seen either of these teams play defense? Me neither.

Baylor vs. OKLAHOMA over 54.5 (3:30 p.m., ABC regional)
I don’t have any stats to back this up, but Oklahoma has put up 50-plus points in 21 straight home contests when playing against a lesser opponent.

Indiana +7 over VIRGINIA (3:30 p.m., ESPN360)
Speaking of lesser, Indiana is not a bad football team. Indiana also isn’t a bad university to be drunk around midnight after a basketball Saturday.

Wisconsin +16 over OHIO STATE (3:30 p.m., ABC/ESPN)
Stats (real ones … unlike Sydney’s) to keep in mind: The final margin in four of the past six games between these teams has been a touchdown or less …

Wisconsin vs. OHIO STATE under 47
… And in six of the past seven games, the teams have combined for 37 points or less. Classic Big 10 game.

Michigan +8 over IOWA (8 p.m., ABC)
By and large, the 8 p.m. ABC games have been close this season. Look for that trend to continue. Also look for peanut butter cookies because they’re pretty good.

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