From The Couch: Fat Kid Should Make Fun Of Miguel Cabrera’s Jorts, Hooters Outfit



When we read that Miguel Cabrera is a big enough douche to make fun of a fat kid, BC smiles.

Why? Because Cabrera has a few ghosts in his closet including pics of him wearing Jorts and the shaming of wearing a Hooters outfit during rookie hazing with the Florida Marlins (pic after the jump).

Guy makes $160 million or so over how many years and takes the time from his busy life to rip on a kid for his weight.

Seems logical.

Have a pic of Miguel Cabrera looking like or acting like a douche? Mail it to us. We’ll use it.


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