Report: Derek Jeter Commits To Minka Kelly’s Vagine For Rest Of His Life


More photos of the infamous “Kelly makes it a Jeter-Clemens three-way at UT football game.”

Here we go again. Slow day at Page Six results in…

“Look, (editor) Roger, we have nothing for Thursday.”

“The Michael Jackson is really alive and banging Lindsay Lohan story petered out. We’re screwed!”

Roger: …”f@ck it, let’s go with the Minka Kelly got fitted for a Derek Jeter ring story.” “It’s been at least 4 weeks since anyone has thrown that one onto the streets.”

An insider tells the reputable gossip column:

The Yankee captain and the actress are telling close pals to “save the date” for nuptials in the fall. “The wedding is being planned and will take place after baseball season is over,” said our source.

Look, Minka Kelly is just the cover for Jeter’s gay ways with Jimmy Traina. Ask the ladies at who literally gossip for hours a day Jeter becoming “boring.” Nothing would make him interesting like revealing a Traina-Jeter sex tape.

Let’s make it happen, boys.