Bambi The Waitress Poses With Officer's Assault Rifle, Cop Fired

image_8626603WTF was Deputy Daniel Subia thinking when he picked out Bambi a waitress at Twin Peaks to pose with his assault rifle?

He’s a guy. Of course he was thinking “Hmm, this will look awesome as my screen saver when I’m fired and looking for a job on Monster.”

The report says the waitress told police that the deputies asked her to come outside and pose with the weapon, according to the report.