Jay Glazer Will Get Shirtless, Drunken With Ugly Chicks If Favre Doesn’t Play In Minny



Look, ESPN won’t touch the Brett Favre to Minnesota remix tape news today until they can locate Chris Mortensen’s diesel monster RV somewhere in Wisconsin.

Phone reception must suck as Mort high tails it to Minneapolis so that he can get the official word. ESPN will then splash it across the ticker: “Favre is a go for Vikings, reports ESPN Senior NFL Rumor Investigator Chris Mortensen.”

Jay Glazer, the drunken, bald, MMA-loving, Fox Sports Insider!, has a message for all of you’s – f@ck off. His story is money, according to the boob aficionado.


After visiting the Vikings for two days, I am convinced — positively convinced — that Brett Favre will soon have talks with the Vikings to return to the team and could be joining them for this season after all. If my instincts are correct, all those purple Favre jerseys will have a home on Minnesota store shelves.

Favre is coming back and Jay will risk his sports reporting man-card if his story is false. Suck it, Cowherd & Greenberg.

Look, we’re just as tired of this news as the next guy, but when Glazer puts his ass on the line it’s pretty solid info.

[The vibe at Vikings camp: Favre could come back]

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