Look, kids, your idol (Cutler) hates your town, it’s fans and hopes someone doesn’t burn down his house before it sells in this shitty housing market.
We commend you for wearing your jerseys late last month to a cheerleader signing event. The ladies don’t keep up on such happenings in the world of the NFL.
Meanwhile, your boy Cutler goes on a Chicago ESPN station and rips on Denver. And Plummer is off smoking bongs.
Cutler told a Chicago radio station that Windy City fans more intensely support the Bears than Denver fans do the Broncos.
“Denver’s like a 6,” Cutler said comparing the cities. “Chicago’s a 9.”
ESPN blogs, news channels and radio geeks piled on, making this story into it’s main Friday focus.
“In Denver, we didn’t have this many fans at all,” he said. “We weren’t even able to accommodate that many fans [at practice]. That’s Chicago Bears fans for you. They’re proud of their Bears.
Look, the guy is saying all the right things. He hated Denver. Was never going to fit in there. It’s great to hear a guy talking shit when he hasn’t even taken a snap in the Windy City. Win a few games and then start running your chops.
As for these kids, get the video camera, a lighter and some fuel. YouTube it. We’ll hook you up with some pageviews.