How An Inflatable Penis Crashed The American Century Championship Tournament

So you want more details on how a giant inflatable penis could make its way into your living room during golf at the American Century Championship?

Luckily, the woman (Elizabeth) responsible for the penis caper that appeared earlier today on Busted Coverage has stepped forward to give us the hysterical details of “How an inflatable penis crashed the American Century Championship.”

This might be one of the greatest first person accounts to ever grace this site.


Elizabeth gives us the juicy details from Saturday’s action in Tahoe:

I was chased on the beach by a woman sherriff who told me to hand over the “inflatable penis”, this was AFTER the bachelorette, Sam,  rushed MJ on the green with the inflatable penis.

MJ was hysterically laughing.

We ran back to where we were standing and a male cop was coming over to talk to us so the bachelorette handed it over to me and everyone started yelling “RUN” so I ran over to where MJ was putting and started to jump up and down.

That was the shot that you got and was on tv.

I guess the network called the sheriff to get that inflatable penis!!.

I went back over to where the bachelorette was and they told me to run away again because I was really being pursued and out of no where a woman cop starts chasing me, so I run down to the water to throw it in the water,and at this moment everyone on the beach is watching and yelling at me to throw it in the water!

So I do!!

I am soooo not a rebel but I was under pressure and the cop was like” I could arrest you for that” and I said oh please dont!

so she tells me to grab it out of the water and deflate it…which I start to do, but I am taking my time..and just as I was about to open the hole to let the air out a friend runs up to us and takes it from me and jumps in the water and swims back to the boat. !!

That was HILARIOUS.. SO the cop and I and another girl are just standing there and I apologize to her and tell her how good she looks with a gun and we walk back to heckle tony romo. I am married and it was my future sister in law’s bachelorette party.

Meanwhile back at the boat, where the rest of 24 girl bachelorette party was, harbor police comes up the to 5 boat barge and tells the girls that “they might as well have a sign that says stupid bachelorette party ” and that we are all ” stupid dumb girls” all becuz of the inflatable penis” and that people have been calling in and complaining.

HE THREATEND to breathalize the people on the boat if we didnt deflate it. SO the girls ont he boat had to deflate it and by that time we had to return the boats to the rental place. We were the talk of the town.!

There is some sort of joke in the “he threatened to Breathalize us if we didn’t deflate it” sentence. Seriously, we’ve used this line before.

Are Americans really that harmed by a giant plastic penis? Soldiers are dying in wars and viewers are shocked and awed by a perfectly shaved rod? We better ask the OpenSports.com crowd about this stupidity.

Kudos to the ladies for staying out of jail and providing us with a great summer story.

Now, what about an invitation to the wedding?

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