Nightcapper: Flavia Zoccari's Bare Ass Knocks Her Out Of Swimming Race

swimmer-flavia-zoccari-wardrobe-malfunction-pic-rex-108904458Can you imagine if Michael Phelps failed to beat Mark Spitz’s Olympic gold record because the seam down the crack of his ass split while standing on the starting block?

It would be an international blockbuster. The gays would have gone even crazier for the bong hitter.

But poor Flavia Zoccari of Italy didn’t fare so well. Her ass came out of the suit, leaving her in tears and out of a race.

Damn Spandex!

[Slanch Report]

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