Headlines: Is Mike Ditka The New Billy Mays?

ditka-salsa2Any time a legend passes there are important questions that need answered.

Who gets custody of his children that were born from the sperm of a guy who went from being black to white?

Or, who takes over as the world’s greatest pitchman when a laptop falls out of the overhead compartment?

Billy Mays is gone and one blog has a possible replacement – Mike Ditka. At least he has the hair.

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