Jessica is a WAG who dabbles in karate.
No sports last night.
Somehow I got into the train wreck that is the Bachelorette. Yeah, really gay TV for a Monday night. But it’s a holiday week that is usually filled with baseball and beer. Had to queer it up a little.
What the hell is with these dudes crying like they are 10? Over that chick?
Guys walking around life with 16-pack abs, Hollywood hair and great jobs act like women won’t date them. Tell that to a bunch of fat guys eating ice cream and watching your stupid show.
Florida International cheerleaders try to save team with bikini car wash [FanHouse]
Anna Kournikova shows up at HardBat table tennis classic [Don Chavez]
Your final photo roundup of Maria Sharapova at Wimbledon ’09 [Totally Crap]
Did you know Superstars badass Joanna Krupa has a hot sister? [InGameNow]
Um, travel down Erin Andrews’ road to glory [The Sports Culture]
Jose Guillen is THE MAN!! Rips out own ingrown toenail [Sp0rts Biotch]
The NBA – where keeping track of players is impossible [Legend of Cecilio Guante]
British dirt motorcycle riders will not take sh!t off each other, duke it out [Sports Rubbish]
The $3,000 dog surfboard [Asylum]
Female blogger raps about going boom-boom with one-night stand [College Candy]
Look, assholes, no Thriller at wedding karaokes for foreseeable future [Holy Taco]
A Huge Guide To SFW Boobs [Coed]
Brittany is pretty close to becoming a pole dancing queen [HGOM]
How the f@ck did Brad Garrett score this chick? [CelebSlam]
Shit! Dyke parades minus the awesome chick on chick stuff [Uncoached]
Lacey Schwimmer lounges by pool, barely realizes paps closing in [UseMyComputer]
Misa Campo will whip your ass into shape [Flisted]
Isabel Lucas shows pink in Miami for Transformers premiere [The Daily Fix]
Blogger meets hot UFC chick on Twitter, gives details [The Bachelor Guy]
There is actually an online Obama’s Girl competition [Wii Hotties]
And some Olivia Wilde thigh to get you through work [Sharapova’s Thigh]