Cuff ‘Em: Ohio High School Football Coach Loren Meadows Likes ‘Em Young, Unzipped, On His Lap, Fuzz Claims

Update: Loren was arrested on the morning of his one-month wedding anniversary. And….to add to the issues in his life, this teen was his family babysitter. And…..says he was waiting to have intercourse with her until she turned 18. That should make his new wife feel better.


Chris Hanson would like to have a chat with this coach.

This is a good one. A really good football coach bust. Probably one that you’ll be seeing in our year end Best Of Cuff ‘Em’s.

Meet Dayton, Ohio area football coach Loren Meadows.

He’s a highly respected assistant football coach and head track coach for the boy’s and girl’s at Northmont High School.

Then police got a call the other night about a suspicious vehicle parked in the driveway of an abandoned house. The fuzz pulls up, finds Meadows sprawled in the car, pants partially down.

You can see where this one is going.


The Dayton media is all over this one and even brings you the sultry details from the police report:

When deputies arrived, they found Meadows shirtless, his shorts were partially down and he was lying back in the vehicle, according to Deputy Mark Underwood. The 17-year-old girl was wearing blue jean shorts which were unbuttoned and unzipped, Underwood said, and her bra was lying in the seat beside her.

That wouldn’t be a good start for Meadows, but he had a plan.

He would claim to be a teen, too, so it would be cool with the cops. Two 17-year-olds just getting their hump on in the car late at night. No problems, the cops will go away, call the parents and two teens would get grounded.

“Initially, when asked his age, he (Meadows) tried to pass himself off as being 17 as well,” said Lt. Pete Smith of the sheriff’s office. “With the help of the onboard computers that we have now, we were able to pull up his age and Social Security number and we found he was 35-years-old.”

Damn, technology! As if police weren’t going to check his ID.

So Meadows went to backup plan #2. Try to get away. He’s a strength and conditioning coach. Just run away from the police.

Damn, Taser!!!!

Yeah, yesterday morning wasn’t much fun for Loren.

Northmont coach arrested with underage girl in Clinton County [Times Community Newspapers]