Headlines: Sit Courtside At NBA Finals For $59k

jacklouEver wanted to leave your miserable life for 4 quarters to become something of a celebrity?

Are you a Lakers’ fan who can’t stand people between you and Kobe?

Are you a dwarf who has trouble seeing the action?

Drop $59,000 for two tickets (Game 6) and and you’ll be rubbing elbows with Hollywood elites.