From The Brenda Lynn File:
Birth Class: ’81
From: Some town in New Jersey
Famous Quote: (ed. note) You really want to hear her speak?
Assets: Boobs that could feed entire baby population in Darfur
Ms. Lynn calls shopping a hobby and from the looks of things your ass better have a huge credit line with American Express.
Oh, and if you aren’t driving a $80k sports car and living in a $3.5mil condo, don’t even think about this chick.
She has “I’ll rip your ass apart in court,” all over her chest.
Proceed with caution. But it’s still fun to look.