Posted: May 2, 2009
Premise of Video: Somehow we missed the news that videos of the 2009 U.S. Pole Dancing Championships were now on YouTube. This makes us feel really fat and gives us the urge to make it rain. Watch as the ladies show their moves that would make Pacman Jones blush.
Climax of Video: We’re pretty partial to the chick at the 40-second mark. By the way, do they test for HGH in this competition?
Conclusion: This just proves that women were not created equal. There is no way the male species could twist and turn his body like these women.