Headlines: AP Writer Pens Pornish Prose About Zach Grienke Working Inside & Out

From an AP writer who needs to get laid..

“The boyish-looking 25-year-old had the White Sox guessing all night, working inside and out, up and down, slow and fast. Greinke (6-0) allowed only a handful of hard-hit balls, worked through a small jam in the eighth inning and used the energy from the raucous crowd to finish…”

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