The Afternoon Dump: Government Wants To Officiate, Jay Cutler Is Swine Flu Free, Tom Brady and Smart Water, Lebron Wants To Be MJ, Fat Guy Sucks, Star Wars Day, Heidi Montag Wants You, and Rebecca

Brittany is for hire, go get her guys.

Went to FedEx today to send off my laptop. They declared the laptop to only be a $100. I think they are just trying to screw me out of money if they happen to lose it.

The best NBA series went to a close when Boston beat the 41-41 Bulls. I would hope Boston could win that series. Then again they don’t have KG so their whole team is down the gutter.

Mariners beat the A’s in 15 innings, really good game. Feel special if you got to watch it.

I can’t wait until next year when I have the MLB pass thing where I can watch any game I want.

Finals week, oh joy. Finals blow. You know what I am talking about.

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Afternoon Dump

The government should not dictate how the NCAA does football [MoonDog]

Thank God, Jay Cutler knows how to avoid the myth of Swine Flu [Laddy McFaddy]

Can’t wait until the Mariners pop on this [Vent About Sports]

Who would have thought Tom Brady liked SmartWater . . .[Sports Crackle Pop]

This is how you knock someone out [The Sporting Blog]

Jeez, 6 steals is a lot [Total Pro Sports]

Lebron has some sweet plays, but he “aint” not MJ [Bettor Fan]

Old vs young, fat vs skinny, who’s going to win? [Tasty Booze]

How to celebrate Star Wars Day [Holy Taco]

Things you don’t expect to see on a subway [uncoached]

Heidi Montag is trying to be seductive [on 205th]

Manuela likes to wear white [Coed]

Oh Rebecca [Gorilla Mask]

International Babe of the Day: Barbara [Double Viking]

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