Daily Dump: Portland Trailblazer Dancers Playoff Uniforms, MMA Amputee Fighter Cleared To Rumble, Reggie Bush Still Tagging This, Jimmy Smith Cuffed, Joanna Krupa Is 30 And WAG Cassie Sumner


Carmen Electra’s implants for no particular reason this morning.

Of course the Lions were going to take Stafford at #1.

We actually suggest they throw him to the wolves right away. Get your money out of him because there is nothing more Detroit wants to root for is a guy getting his head pounded in more than auto worker guy.

We just came to the conclusion that the NFL Draft will not, repeat, will not be on our television this weekend. It’s going to be 83 and sunny.

Screw McShay and Kiper. Beers and sunshine sound much better.



Today’s Dump:

Portland Trailblazer dancers unveil playoff costumes [Blaze of Love]

Hottest rugby wife in world of rugby? This woman? [AngryT]

MMA amputee cleared to fight in Alabama, going to be circus [CageWriter]

Seriously, how can Reggie Bush be proud to be tagging this ass [CelebSlam]

WR Jimmy Smith gets cuffed and it’s on video [Sportress of Blogitude]

Houston Texans cheerleaders hold tryouts, take photos [Don Chavez]

Chuck Barkley can add ‘hack golfer’ to list of nicknames [NESW Sports]

Wrigley beer guy scares women, children while pouring cold one [WL]

6 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To [Holy Taco]

Boy drops a deuce, teacher sends it home with him [Blog of Hilarity]

Today’s Tail:

HA! Joanna Krupa hits big 3-0 today and joins Superstars show [MoonDog]

10 Degrees Of Matthew McConaughey movie babes [Manofest]

Kellie Crawford in same post with these women is an insult [Coed]

Lindsay Lohan gives you pervs some droopy side boob action [on205th]

She’s from California, of course those are implants [Uncoached]

WAG Cassie Sumner works out for your enjoyment [SaltyMilk]

Halle Barry showing some cleav in smoking hot summery LA [CamelTap]

The Denise Richards funbags viral video you’ve been waiting for [FunnyOrDie]

One of our favorites along with Tooshy Tuesday – Hump Day [Funtasticus]

MySpace MILF that could use a cheeseburger [HGOM]