Cuff ‘Em: Salisbury University Student Gets Naked At Pork In The Park, Arrested


hot-tubFirst, what a great name for a festival. Pork in the Park!

It was held over the weekend in Salisbury, Md. and some 22-year-old guy (Salisbury U. student) was drunk at 2:40 in the afternoon. He took off his clothes and jumped into a sales display hot tub.

Underwear still on.

Then drunk guy yanks off the shorts and decided to show off the trouser trout to the ladies. The Pork In The Park security detail didn’t think his drunk penis flashing was amusing, resulting in his arrest.

We also found his resume which shows Mr. Polnac has worked as a camp counselor. Fun!

[Polnac Resume]


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