Cuff ‘Em: PJ Hill Evades Police, Raiders Cornell Green Hits Baby’s Momma With Mop, Iowa Footballer Bashes Cab Driver And Speeding To Tee Time


“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • That’s not how an NFL offensive lineman should treat his baby’s momma. Raiders o-lineman is in a little trouble this morning after being accused of hitting the mother of his children with a mop. That’s right, assault with a mop. No word yet on what Goodell will do about such an instance. Is that a one-game transgression? Roger will keep you up to date. Full Story.
  • PJ Hill, former Wisconsin running back and hopeful NFL draftee, is quite the runner – from police. When PJ drinks, he can really evade – the police. Things were so out of control a week ago that part of his bail for DUI includes staying away from a convenience store where he crushed a railing. Just the RB the Bengals need to compliment Ced Benson. Full Story.

  • Another Iowa football player in trouble with the law? Yep. So much for hiring the team babysitter. This time we have an idiot punching a cab driver. Allegedly. Good times.That would be the 20th such incident for the Hawkeyes since 2007.  Full Story.
  • South Africans cannot miss a tee time. They will speed between 160km-220km (which is like very fast) to make a golf outing. Full Story.