From The Sonia Ferrer File:
Birth Class: ’77
Famous Quote: “Hola”
Assets: God’s greatest gift – perfect boobs
Vices: Sour cream
Known For: Being that hot chick on Spanish TV that’ll never date you
Somehow this chick slipped through our cracks. She is smoking hot, foreign and not yet corrupted by American moronic men.
Yeah, and she married some Marco guy.
Shit, there went that plan.
Instead we’ll just have to stare and imagine what could have been if she would have been willing to relocate to the Midwest.