We’ll make this brief.
It’s St. Patty’s Weekend.
Every bar this side of Shanghai will be serving up some sort of stupid Irish food (what the hell is a Jigg’s dinner) and green beer.
The fratty types will get beer muscles and want to take out some aggression on each other.
If we learned anything in 2008, it was that women shouldn’t get in the middle of things. You’ll get mistaken for another meathead and then some guy will drill you with a right.
20 seconds in you’ll see what BC is talking about.