Nightcapper: Keep These Objects Away From Your Ass Later Tonight

the_vibrating_dildo_20090307_1725798863It’s Saturday night. Temps across the country are warming up. The clubs are going to be hopping again.

Some of you are on Spring Break. This is when things start to get crazy.

And dangerous. She might be smokin’ hot, but if the blonde wants to get freaky, be smart.

Here is a list of (and photos) things you should keep away from your ass at the club later night.

We warned you. [AfroJacks]

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