Cuff 'Em: Football Player Steals Textbooks, PE Teacher Setting Up Drug Deals, Coach Whips Out Penis And ManU. Football Has House Ransacked



The PE teacher who was setting up drug deals at school.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • We’ve heard of athletes stealing all sorts of stuff but never textbooks from a college bookstore. This Clarion College lineman says he’s sorry, learned his lesson, etc. now that he’s been arrested and suspended. “I know I made a stupid mistake. I’ve really learned my lesson,” Jones said. It’s shocking how quickly these guys are sorry for their crimes. Full Story.
  • We’ve heard of high school teachers dealing drugs but not buying drugs off the students. That’s a first timer for us. (The suspect) “is accused of setting up a deal to purchase hydrocodone pills from two Coosa High students, according to a police report.” Full Story.

  • Dude, put the penis away. You’re a high school coach who shouldn’t be whipping it out in a grocery store parking lot. Full Story.
  • Dude, you (were) are a high school football coach. Peeping into windows will get you in trouble and kicked off the team. Too late. Full Story.
  • A ManU. footballer had his house ransacked and his fiancee had a knife pulled on her by an attacker. The guys twins were in the house at the same time. Trouble averted. Idiot arrested. Full Story.
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