Reason #1 why Marko hasn’t scored: waxy hands.
You’ve heard of the John Madden curse.
But there is now a new curse in the sports world and it involves a new marriage, a Victoria’s Secret model and an NBAer.
To put it bluntly, Marko Jaric has yet to score since putting a ring on Adriana Lima’s finger.
That’s right, 0-14 from the field, 0-3 from 3-point range, and 7 turnovers in 45 minutes played over 5 contests. Not good for a guy who hadn’t gone pointless in five straight games this season.
Maybe it’s time to rethink this marriage thing. Or not. Mark gets his chance to drop a few baskets tonight at 8 pm as the Griz takes on OKC.
After the jump, 13 more reasons Marko has yet to score.
Reason #2: Can’t see anything but white.
Reason #3: Her breakfasts suck.
Reason #4: Early morning sex leaves him drousy the rest of the day.
Reason #5: Can’t resist puppy eyes over practing jumpers.
Reason #6: wood.
Reason #7: She makes enough money for him to quit working.
Reason #8: Her hot friends are distracting.
Reason #9: All he can keep thinking of is “this is forever.”
Reason #10: Boobs! All mine! Get this damn game over with!
Reason #11: Charlie Horses.
Reason #12: Spent energy ripping off intricate lingerie.
Reason #13: Sex > actual NBA game.
Reason #14: Marko can’t get mind off what’s waiting for him at front door.
Alternative Adriana Reading:
Ms. Lima now able to give it up to Marko [Epic Carnival]