Daily Dump: Kardashian Morons Get A Monkey, Amare Stoudemire Eye Chart, Biblical Tramp Stamp, Johnny Damon Can’t Pay Bills And World’s Greatest Pole Dancer


We’re buying the Irish part, not the 18-year-old story.

Who are these people going to NBA games in February?

Did they not take a look at the Dow yesterday and think, “Hmm, our 401k is beyond dead and the house is being foreclosed, let’s go see Kobe!”

Best deal in sports right now: bowling.

You get to play a sport that is cheap, you can drink, smoke, wear jeans, do shots and watch sports at the same time.

Today’s Dump:

Smart Move Of The Week: Kardashians get a monkey [Bitten And Bound]

The Amare Stoudemire eye chart [Ball Don’t Lie]

The UFC has some fights tonight & everyone made weight! [CagePotato]

The week of tramp stamps ends with this Biblical one [Barstool]

Female bloggers analyze thoughts of Joe Crede [Those Twins Girls]

See, Johnny Damon like the rest of broke Americans, minus broke part [NY Post]

Economic downturn also killing Paris Hilton’s bank account [CelebSlam]

Celebrity rides not taking hit by down economy [Uncoached]

10 Celebrity Twitter’s Worth Following [Cracked]

The U.S. gov’t actually deported this chick back in the day – dicks. [on205th]

The World’s Greatest Pole Dancer [Holy Taco]

Mardi Gras Boobs For Beads Investigation [Coed]

Hottest Girl Group Battle Royale [Angry T]

Arika not lacking in the bikini department [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

What to wear next time having sex with gf/wife/mistress [Flisted]