Weâ€™ve teamed with the folks at Chickipedia to bring you a great way to spend your lunch hour. This waste of time is called â€œLunchtime Lustâ€ and will feature a hot chick daily at noon EST.
From The Arianny Celeste File:
Birth Class: ’85
Assets: Perfection. Orgasmic rack.
Vices: Chocolate covered strawberries, french fries, bubble gum
Famous Quote: â€œI’m big on trust and loyalty.â€
Known For: prancing around MMA rings
Boobs! We’re cranking up this lunch hour with one of those hot chicks you see between rounds as MMA fighters are getting some between rounds repair jobs.
Ms. Celeste (can that possibly be her real name?) is your run-of-the-mill chesty chick in Vegas. She likely drives an import, digs dudes wearing the graphic t-shirts and with Jeff Reed hair.
In other words, she would be embarrassed to be next to a dumpy blogger. Too bad.