Daily Dump: Make Your Own Dwyane Wade Party Pad, View From Yankees Mansion, Sharapova’s Thigh Drops Baggage, Thabeet Gets Arm Yanked, Celebrity Man Pussies And Jessica Simpson Flotation Devices


Candice shows you what 20 and South African looks like in the morning.

Is it really possible that we’re at the point where talk of Michael Vick is back on the table?

Please let him walk out of jail and be 35 pounds overweight.

Sat down for the Pitt-UConn game last night and must say it reminded us of the old days (80s) of the Big East. Pitt walks on a court and you know they’ll punish teams. Being physical could get them in foul trouble down the road but right now this team can dominate you defensively and make things miserable.

Today is the day. A-Roid goes in front of a packed house to say sorry.

And, of course, his teammates are rushing to his side. Let the cliches flow, boys.

Today’s Dump:

How To: Make Your Own Dwyane Wade Party Pad [Jock&Balls]

In case you wanted to see the latest from Yankees new mansion [YankeesRumors]

Sharapova’s Thigh drops the blogspot, joins mainstream [Sharapova’s Thigh]

Hasheem Thabeet nearly had his arm ripped off last night [The Dagger]

ESPN is going deeeeeppp! [The World of Isaac]

Hot dog prices at AT&T Park are out of control [Home Run Derby]

Posterizing the Marion-O’Neal trade [Cuzoogle]

10 Biggest Celebrity Man Pussies [Manofest]

10 Awesome Haircut’s That Are Pieces of Art [Uncoached]

In the mood for some $8 ice balls [The Bachelor Guy]

WTF was that! Texans paranoia on high-alert after fireball plummets [Asylum]

Best car drive-thru crashes you’ll ever see [Angry T]

Today’s Tail:

Hotties in Hoodies [Coed]

The latest smokeshow out of Boston [Barstool Sports]

Jessica Simpson and her flotation devices [Don Chavez]

50 of the greatest (most arrested) Vegas hookers [Dirty Rotten]

Just your typical hot chick who likes a guy with a job [CelebSlam]

A get your ass going gallery of Pamela Davis [Flisted]

Lohan could stand to eat a few burgers [The Daily Fix]

Fake or real, either way we wouldn’t kick Shan out of bed [GorillaMask]

The Giant Ass hits up some fashion show [CamelTap]