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Cuff ‘Em: Richard Seymour’s Wife Goes Into Beatdown Mode, Dane Cook (Not That One) Stiffs Taxi Driver And Student Assistant Buys Kegs

Richard Seymour Wife Into Beatdown Mode, Dane Cook Stiffs Taxi Driver

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Text messages that get high school basketball coaches fired and arrested when they involved minors: “Naked photos please,” reads one text message; “these are so hot give me some more baby” reads another. That will result in a 10-year mandatory sentence if douche is convicted of having sexual relations with the girl whom he bought a cell phone for.
  • The wife of Richard Seymour is a bad woman, according to two women who say Tanya kicked their ass in a mob-like beating on New Year’s Day. One victim suffered a “busted lip and contusions under her right eye and to her finger,” according to an affidavit.

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Joe KinseyBUSTEDCOVERAGE Writer
I started Busted in 2007, sold it in 2011 and Coed kept me around to run this operation. Based in Ohio. Contact me: @bustedcoverage
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