Cuff ‘Em: Richard Seymour’s Wife Goes Into Beatdown Mode, Dane Cook (Not That One) Stiffs Taxi Driver And Student Assistant Buys Kegs


“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Text messages that get high school basketball coaches fired and arrested when they involved minors: “Naked photos please,” reads one text message; “these are so hot give me some more baby” reads another. That will result in a 10-year mandatory sentence if douche is convicted of having sexual relations with the girl whom he bought a cell phone for.
  • The wife of Richard Seymour is a bad woman, according to two women who say Tanya kicked their ass in a mob-like beating on New Year’s Day. One victim suffered a “busted lip and contusions under her right eye and to her finger,” according to an affidavit.