So who do you ask about having a huge ass and a little extra cushion for the pushin’?
The Giant Ass, of course.
Kim Kardashian is speaking out on the world’s reaction to Jessica Simpson’s weight gain and doesn’t think there is anything wrong going on here.
Kim told People magazine: “Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture [inset] I was like, ‘Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!’
“I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong with it.”
We’ve been debating a simple question ever since the Simpson photos dropped on Monday.
Question #1: If these two women were to get on a scale, which one would be heavier?
After careful examination, it has to be Simpson with those massive gunboats and even the ass seems to be larger than the Giant Ass-stress.
Question #2: Who’ll be single first?
Now calculate in your head who will be dumped sooner. Again, we think Simpson will be on the way out. Romo will say something about needing a fresh start (i.e. new hot chick) and that “we’re still friends.”
Question #3: Which one would you sleep with first?
We’re actually thinking Kardashian is the play on this one. Simpson looks to be at that “I’m pretty tired so I eat and watch Lost, stage.”
The Giant Ass still wants to party and be freaky. That is perfect. The other one just gorges on cheese cake and passes out.