Cuff 'Em: Stuffing Baseball Bats Into Pants, Pedroia's Brother Did Dirty Things, UF Baseballer DUI And Mailbox Baseball


“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Oh, that baseball bat down my trousers. I was just testing security because I’m starting a loss prevention business and was seeking new places that could use my services. “Three Easton Stealth bats worth $900 were returned to the store.
  • Dustin Pedroia’s brother is in hot water for an alleged sexual relationship with a minor who happened to be a boy. Um, yeah, ESPN will be all over this story. Outside The Lines, anyone?