Cuff 'Em: Flyers Smoke Bomb Thrower Captured, Get Drugs Into Prison With Football, Augie Cries/Lands Suspension And When Sports Agents Go Bad

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • This is an awesome plot to get drugs into a Canadian jail. Use a football.  “The football, stuffed mostly with marijuana and loose tobacco divided into 20 packages, would have fetched far more in the prison than outside,” said a prison official.
  • The Philadelphia Flyers smoke bomb thrower from back in the Fall has been arrested. “Earl Greene of South Philadelphia was taken into custody and charged with causing and risking a catastrophe, possession of an instrument of crime, recklessly endangering another person, and disorderly conduct.”