Cuff 'Em: Carl Eller Sues Police For Excessive Force, Dan Hawkins Hires Football Babysitter, UFCer Says Sorry And A Utah State Hazing Death



 Eller: Cops beat me.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Carl Eller, arrested back in 2008 for DWI, is fighting back against Minneapolis police whom the former NFLer says used excessive force in taking him into custody. The officers hit Eller in the head with a service flashlight and used a chokehold, in addition to tasing him multiple times, “without any cause to believe he had committed an offense greater than a moving violation,” the lawsuit states.
  • Colorado’s Dan Hawkins is pulling a Kirk Ferentz and hiring a babysitter for his football team. The coach recruits the idiots and then has to hire a guy to watch over the morons. Seems logical to us.

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