â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- This is going to be one of the most disturbing Cuff ‘Ems of 2009. Three men, including two college football players from Santa Ana College have been arrested for the rape of a teen last summer. A videotape of the incident led to the arrests. Truly one of the most horrible stories we’ve encountered since starting this series.
- Not much better – a Florida high school band director who was found on top of an underage girl (by the mother) in her house.
- Rest easy, federal marshals have caught up to speedy wide receiver and fugitive Mark Ingram.
- Buffalo Bills‘ defensive back Ko Simpson couldn’t stay out of trouble New Year’s Eve.
- Danica Patrick has paid her speeding ticket.