â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Iowa football has a new babysitter. After several arrests, embarrassing run-ins with police, the Hawkeyes have hired a former player to hold hands and make sure players aren’t in bars and clubs.
- This is sports related because the guy got out two baseball bats after a punk ate all of his jelly. “…the suspect threw the empty jar at the victim, narrowly missing his head.”
- Seau won’t press charges against fan who tackled him to say hello.
- A beauty queen and soccer players are in a dope smuggling situation. Well, all we really care about is the hot chick who could be going to prison.