Cuff 'Em: Busted Coverage's Top 20 Sports Related Arrests Of 2008

Our Cuff ‘Em Of The Year, after the jump.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
Today we take a look back at the idiots that make this post a possibility. Thanks, morons.
In no particular order.
• Greatest criminal hair of the year. No question.
• Yankee-Red Sox youth team coaches get into a handshake line brawl that leads to arrests, embarrassment.
• A cheerleading mom goes MMA on her daughter’s coach.
• You should ask for “No ice” in that drink at tennis matches. Ice isn’t supposed to be yellow.
• Everyone knows disc golf is really just a huge doper sport.
• Grandpa pulls a piece on his grandson’s baseball coach.

• This crack w[email protected] tried to hide a golf-ball size bag of dope in her vagine (golf reference make this one usable).
• A University of Georgia baseball player got boozed up and ran over his teammate.
• The Eastern Kentucky football player stealing douche was a big hit with our readers.
• When you kick your son like a football that usually spells legal trouble.
• This cheerleading coach went to prison for getting teen boys drunk and then fondling them.
• Going Woody Hayes on an 8-year-old football player will get you a visit from the fuzz.
• Fat toad Hideki Irabu got liquored up and extremely angry at some bar. He pounded 20 jugs of beer that night.
• Who can forget the Jacksonville Jaguars fans who beat the shit out of a security guard after being cut off at a home game?
• These high school football streakers got to spend 16 hours in the slammer. One was dressed as a gorilla and the other a banana.
• Bills PA announcer hosted a grad bash. Things got a little out of control.
• Mom poses as 15-year-old daughter to join cheerleading team. Seriously.
• Watch as Cleveland police escort this miscreant from the Muni Lot.
• Arizona State students get into a milk chugging competition that leads to a horrible accident.
• …and our favorite story of the year…the Colorado streaker carrying a sword and letting his naked sword fly happens to be the son of a prominent state politician.
She had to be so proud.

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