BREAKING! Does Chicago Have Enough Liquor For Kyle Orton AND Jake Peavy?


It is close to happening, BC readers.

The city of Chicago is about to match one of the NFL’s white partying machine and a white MLB pitcher who doesn’t mind slamming some Jager.

Jake Peavy is likely to join Kyle Orton in the Windy City (bars), reports the Chicago Tribune.

“…it will be a stunner if the Cubs don’t acquire Peavy, who immediately would become the best pitcher on a staff that already boasts Carlos Zambrano, Ryan Dempster, Ted Lilly and Rich Harden.

But this begs the question: “Will Chicago have enough liquor to satisfy both Orton AND Peavy?”

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