Feldman (upper right) and her lover of a few minutes with a girlfriend.
What a great Thanksgiving it must have been for Lois Feldman.
The family gets together and wonders what Lois and her husband have been up to. The kids are there Turkey is served, mashed potatoes are passed and every single person in the room knows that just a week ago Lois was ticketed with shacking up – in a Metrodome handicapped stall – with a military hero and guy who roots for Iowa.
Well, we’re not really sure Ross Walsh (stall-sex hero pics after the jump) is that much of a war hero but he’s definitely the man to the male community after somehow bedding down a 38-year-old mom in front of a capacity restroom crowd of cheering men.
Ross Walsh showing his domination over the female community.
It was literally a reality show for Feldman and now she’s saying the who incident has “ruined her life.”
“I don’t know what happened,” Feldman told the Register. “But I don’t deny that it did happen, because, obviously, there are police reports.”
“I don’t know who this man is,” she told the Register. “I just found out his name in the paper.”
Most of us have been there, Lois. It was called college.
For you this is worse because there are jobs and that little thing called a husband involved.
Yeah, losing the job probably didn’t help matters in this down economy. Yeah, your husband will never let you leave your seat to go get beers. Yeah, your kids are going to do Google searches one day and find out that Walsh is only 26 and has a MySpace page.
Yeah, future employers are going to look at you funny.
And it should be interesting when your husband goes for sloppy seconds.
You are the story of 2008.
Pictures of The Man – Ross M. Walsh! (efforting on more Feldman)