Now, this took some extreme investigating skills from our Indian freelance researchers.
These little bastards work like honey bees, but when it comes to translating from Portuguese to an Indian tongue and back to English, information gets lost in translation.
So bare with us.
The news here is that Bia and Branca Feres, the infamous synchronized swimming tandem that really hasn’t won anything, will be working as VJs for Brazilian MTV.
These two have turned a couple of lesbian-esque, sisterly photo shoots into instant TV stardom, South American bloggers report.
(This has been translated thanks to Google. It might look a little strange, so use your judgment.)Â
Bia and Branca Feres debut in the opening Summer music broadcaster MTV, with hints of summer
â€œApenas um programa serÃ¡ gravado em Maresias, em SÃ£o Paulo, o restante serÃ¡ todo em FlorianÃ³polisâ€, conta a diretora de ProgramaÃ§Ã£o da MTV, Cris Lobo. “Only one program will be recorded in seas, in Sao Paulo, the rest is all in Florianopolis,” says the director of programming from MTV, Cris Lobo.
Yes, Feres sisters at sea. We like.
“We like to launch new faces at that time and we feel that these twins have great chance to emplacar in the programming of issuing fixed, after the summer.”
Who cares what emplacar is in English.
Here is what we’ve learned. MTV will take these twins to an exotic locale.
Tell them to wear bikinis and have them frolic on the white sandy beaches.
This is almost too good to be true. Now we just have to find a satellite provider.
Coming soon to MTV – Brazil.Â