Jaric-Lima Update: Adriana Gets Nearly Naked At Victoria’s Secret Miami Show, Marko Rides Pine

Victoria’s Secret Weekend Update:  The Giant Ass was told to move out of the way by paps who were in town to photograph such luminaries as Lima, Miller and Kurkova. For some reason Reggie wasn’t with her. Maybe he was actually rehabbing.

It was Victoria’s Secret night in Miami last Saturday night and Adriana Lima was about in all her glory as her husband to be, Marko, tried to ice his ass from riding the pine in Memphis.

Ms. Lima, as usual, was on top of her game. Even after all these years of lusting after her, Adriana continues to amaze the powers at BC.

Now she just has to figure a way out of this relationship with that bench riding loser Jaric.