Cuff ‘Em: Mizzou Teen Caught With 800 Cans Of Beer, Ann Arbor Nears Incident Record, Southern Miss WR Runs From Cops & UA Arrest Fun


“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Missouri officials have put the reigns on tailgating after an 18-year-old was recently arrested with 800 cans of beer. That would come out to 66.66666666667 12-packs. Let us repeat…the teen was caught with 66 12-packs. That needs to sink in for a moment. At $5.49 per 12, that comes out to an astonishing $366 worth of Natty Light.
  • It was a near record Saturday in Ann Arbor as 111 police incidents were reported. Only one other day in Michigan Stadium history was worse. The 1997 Ohio State game when 138 people chatted with the fuzz.