Philly Fans Remain Classy, Call Cops A$$holes

In case you live in Philly and slept right through it, there was a huge celebration on the streets of the city last night as thousands of repressed white, 20-something college aged students let loose after finally feeling like a winner for the first time in their lives.

For the first time since 1993 Phillies fan has something substantial to cheer about.

Now they just have to win the Series so we can get some serious videos. The early morning selection from YouTube has been extraordinarily weak.

There were no repeats of such destruction like earlier this year in Montreal where the fans set cop cars on fire.

So congrats to Philly for not making national headlines by destroying your city. It doesn’t need much help anyway.