So this explains last week’s double barrel middle finger action from Utah State Aggie fan towards the BYU faithful.
These people in rural Utah are drunk until the day they die. And forget what the scoreboard says. It’s really friggin’ blurry after grain alcohol mixed with Vitamin Water to stay hydrated.
Take grandma who is on her death bed but can still belt out the official Utah State drinking song.
Don’t try to tell us she hasn’t slammed a few shots in her day. Watching Utah State football will make you take such drastic action.