Mellie Z : The Hottest UMass Student, Ever, Listens To NPR And Is Way Into Politics

Easily the hottest, and bustiest NPR listener under 25.

It’s been awhile since we introduced you pigs to the world of Mellie Z. who once attended UMass and quickly became the only reason to pay attention to the school.

Well, our Minutemen crush has been busy and obviously has new photos for you to lust after while you count down the days until your inevitable layoff in this bullshit economy. Her look has changed from a school-ish appearance to full on hot POA.

Mellie, 23, has also been busy working for Playboy. We cannot show you any of those photos because it would likely lead to a jail sentence. A link will have to suffice.

In her Playboy Lingerie Nights bio she gives you animals a little hint at what it will take to date her.

Active member of Peta and the Humane Society . I also am very much into politics, I’m always on, and listening to NPR in my car…I choose to stay away from propagandized news as much as possible. All in all, I would have to say my favorite thing to do is, sit back, relax and smoke my favorite cigar with my favorite boy…

Listening to NPR?

Us, too. Car Talk. All Things Considered. Honestly, we could see dating Mellie as an option.

It’s also important to Mellie that you are not be a big fat slob.

Activities: I love spinning, Step (high & low) ashtanga and Power yoga, Pilates, aerobic kickboxing (even though I never really do it anymore), weight training and a little bit of cardio.